Uncloseted Shoe Fanatic.

So shoe lovers...as we grow closer and closer each week, I feel that I can finally share my shoe closet with you. Ready? Voila!

Okay, okay. You got me. That's my FANTASY shoe closet. It really belongs to Miss Hotsauce herself, Mariah Carey.

Apparently she has over 1,000 pairs of shoes and her entire closet is organized by color, material, and "event specific groupings". This thrills me to the core. Though it would be much more thrilling if her closet were mine...ALL MINE...closet...my Precious. Er, but I digress.

Now one has to ask oneself, "How in the world could such luxury and deliciousness befall a girl who produced the horror flick Glitter and wears clothes made for a 12 year old schoolgirl?" Life really isn't fair, is it. She does have exceptional taste, though. The closet makes me feel faint when I pore over those photos (almost daily) and her fave shoe designers are Louboutin and Blahnik.

Well played, Mariah. I begrudgingly admit you've won this round. *shakes fist* But I'll be back. With 1,001 pairs of shoes. And a closet worthy of Marie Antoinette.