Brit, Brit, Brit. Now that we’ve seen more of you than could ever be necessary (unless, of course, we were your…ahem…girly doctor), I’d like to point you in the right direction. I could offer you advice on boys, friends, or clothing, but I don’t have that much time. So let’s go with one of the most important: shoes.

One can always tell whether you’re a lady or not based on your footwear. Case in point:
Paris and her shoes: dirty, scuffed, beat up. Paulina and her shoes: Scaly, trashy, garish. Jessica and her shoes: Shiny, plastic, fake-looking. Sienna and her shoes: Bad taste, gaudy.
Brit and others…let me introduce you to Eley Kishimoto, the light of my life, and my newest obsession. The line is funky, plush, colorful, and ladylike. The perfect mix.

We’ll make ladies of you all yet. Eh, or at least your feet.


